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The Coffee Shop => Charlie's Comedy Corner => Topic started by: Charlie1935 on November 27, 2014, 07:03:42 AM

Post by: Charlie1935 on November 27, 2014, 07:03:42 AM
I am only sending this to those I believe have the mental capacity to comprehend the meaning of these statements. It requires the real deep thinker to grasp these most important facts.

Subject: 9 Points to Ponder

Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't
tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks,
months, maybe years.

Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today
might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it
doesn't last that long