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 on: July 31, 2016, 03:54:13 PM 
Started by Griff in Fairbanks - Last post by Griff in Fairbanks
These are close-ups of the chassis VIN on the 1969 M300, after the frame has been cleaned and stripped but before being prepped for painting.

Mopar changed the format of their VINs between 1969 and 1970, so this is an example of a pre-1970 VIN.

 on: July 31, 2016, 03:41:02 PM 
Started by Griff in Fairbanks - Last post by Griff in Fairbanks
Knowing the chassis vehicle identification number (VIN) is important to finding the right parts for a motorhome.  (Or other old Mopar vehicles.)

The magenta arrow in the following picture shows where I usually find the chassis VIN.  The chassis in the picture is a 1969 M300.  I have found the chassis VIN in the same place on a 1972 M375  chassis and a 1973 RM350 chassis.

 on: October 15, 2015, 11:30:36 AM 
Started by Charlie1935 - Last post by Charlie1935
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself "Lillian,
you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever
seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to
withdraw that statement.
-- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a
good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
-- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then
she stops to breathe.
-- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential
food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
-- Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness . but it does bring you a more
pleasant form of misery.
-- Spike Milligan

 on: August 17, 2015, 05:18:58 AM 
Started by Charlie1935 - Last post by Charlie1935
That works two ways!

 on: August 16, 2015, 07:00:53 PM 
Started by Charlie1935 - Last post by Leeann
Happy Retirement!

Time to bug the hell out of your wife Wink

 on: July 31, 2015, 02:22:17 PM 
Started by Charlie1935 - Last post by Charlie1935
Thursday, July 30, 2015 was my last run.
I was wanting to keep trucking until Oct. 26 which is my 80th birthday but it's just getting too hard to keep on keepin on.
So I am officially an ex-truck driver.
Been a good 40+ years and around 4,000,000 miles.

 on: July 14, 2015, 06:25:33 AM 
Started by Charlie1935 - Last post by Charlie1935
 A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
• Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

 on: July 14, 2015, 06:22:34 AM 
Started by Charlie1935 - Last post by Charlie1935
 While riding one day, alone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside. The biker began a conversation . . . .
• Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
• Farmer: "Dogs don't talk."
• Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
• Dog: "Doing' alright."
• Farmer: Look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer.
• Dog: "Yep."
• Biker: "How does he treat you?"
• Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, & takes me to the river once a week."
• Farmer: Look of total disbelief.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
• Farmer: "Horses don't talk."
• Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
• Horse: "Cool."
• Farmer: Extreme look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer.
• Horse: "Yessiree Bob."
• Biker: "How's he treating you?"
• Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
• Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
• Farmer: "The sheep is a liar."

 on: July 13, 2015, 09:49:06 AM 
Started by Charlie1935 - Last post by Charlie1935
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 on: July 03, 2015, 06:47:25 AM 
Started by Charlie1935 - Last post by Charlie1935
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